The bastard

You know how nice it is when you get attention from a cute guy... even nicer when he is good lucking and cool. Well as it turns out you also should be carefull with them.
A year ago i was taking a language course and i met a very cute guy there. He was always smiling at me and flirting with me. I felt very atracted to him but i thought it's better not to get involved, at least until the end of the cours. Months went by and i really enjoyed the attention. One day he asked me if i want to study with him for the upcoming exame and i just couldn't say no. So we agreed that he'll come over to my place.
He was punctual and charming. As i found out he is a great kisser and we really hit it off. I was mesmerized by him and couldn't wait for the next class to see him. A week went by and finaly i saw him in class. The only thing what "disturbed" me was a ring -that i haven't seen before- on his finger.... and at that moment a desperet question came out of my mouth "Are you married?". The answere was "yes, but i told you that before.... i also have five children".....As you can imagine my heart stoped beating and i felt like punching him in the nose.
Conclusion: always make sure that the guy you are attracted to isn't married or envolved and has no children. 

Part-time marriage

One Friday evening my sister and I went out for a drink. We sat down on the terrace and started to gossip when a much older guy, around 40, came over to talk to us. As it turned out he was working in the same building as my sister and he recognized her. This was his opening line.... So he capt talking and talking, until we finally offered him a seat at our table. He tried to impress us by bragging about his education, his hobbies, the different places he lived in the word and his career -which by the way was impressive- and how he just bought a new apartment a year ago not far from the bar we where. I just couldn't stop wondering why is he still single. He wasn't a stupid person, obviously a smooth talker, had no wedding ring.... so i wanted to know if he is divorced, has commitment issues or what's his deal? As he was telling a story about how he demonstrated something to his students -because, at some point in his life he had also been a university professor- I made a remark "wow, you really had a colorful life... that's why you had no time to get married and have a family." His reply was "Oh no, I am married and a father of  two. I came up with a new concept: part-time marriage."
Girls look out..... part-time marriage can happen to you too ;).